today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
If I ever own a furniture store my Christmas sale will have the tagline “Jesus was a carpenter: give your loved one some wood this year.”
Kissing is really weird. It’s essentially just people mashing their mouths together to make a tube with an asshole at each end.
Doesn’t mean I don’t still want to do it, though.